Monday, August 27, 2007

Singapore Airlines

Once upon a time in Singapore, there lived a happy couple, Mr & Mrs Ng with their 3 lovely triplet daughters; Elaine, Ena & Ella.

The 3 daughters were brought up in a prim-and-proper fashion and when they reached 20, their parents thought it was time to get them married. So, the parents found them the most suitable “leng chais” ( handsome guys).

They got married and were preparing to set-off on their honeymoon.

As “concerned” (more like “kay-poh”) parents, Mr & Mrs Ng were curious about their daughters’ first-night experience. So, before the daughters went on their respective honeymoons, Mrs Ng told them……

“Your father and I want to know about your 1st night encounters and whether you were satisfied. Write a letter to us, but so as not to raise your husbands’ curiosity…you all must use a code-name to describe your experiences”.

So, the excited daughters were off. A week passed. Mr & Mrs Ng got the first letter.

It was from Elaine.

They opened the letter and found the word “STANDARD CHARTERED“. They immediately took the newspaper and looked for the Standard Chartered advertisement. “Ah! here it is!”, exclaimed Mr.Ng.
The motto for Standard Chartered was…. “BIG, STRONG & FRIENDLY” Mr & Mrs. Ng were happy.

A week later, they got another letter. This time it was from Ena. The content was simple. “NESCAFE“. So, again they took the neswpaper and looked for the Nescafe ad. “Ah! here it is. “NESCAFE: PLEASURE TILL THE LAST DROP“. Again, Mr & Mrs Ng beamed with joy.

Another week passed. A month passed. And another. There was still no letter from Ella.
The Ngs became worried. Finally,the letter came. It was scribbled and could hardly be read, but Mrs.Ng managed to figure it out.

The code-name was “SINGAPORE AIRLINES“. Why Singapore Airlines?
Mr.Ng rushed to the nearest store and got a newspaper. He flipped the pages frantically. “Ah! Here it is!” Mrs.Ng grabbed the page and read aloud.

Before she could finish .THUMP!!!…she fell off her chair.
The motto was… “7 TIMES A WEEK. 4 TO 6 TIMES A DAY.NON-STOP.”

Saturday, August 25, 2007

Is your wife smart Enough?

Letter from Hasband

Dear Sweetheart:

I can’t send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart.

Your husband


His wife replied back after some days to her husband:

Dearest sweetheart,

Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month’s milk.

2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.

3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.

4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items………..

5. Other expenses 40 kisses

Please don’t worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise!!!

Your Sweet Heart

Why S’pore gov restricts the citizens not to have chewing gum?

One day, Lee Kuan Yu ( former Prime mister ) went to Thailand and had lobster at the dinner with the Thai King. After Lee finished, he ask the King.

Lee: Your highness,what can you do with this lobster skin???
King; We can’t do anything with it,we just throw away.
Lee : oh ! no! … In our country, we send it to the factory and produce some prawn cracker.
Then, Lee had an orange . After he finished,he asked the King.

Lee : What can you do with the orange skin?
King: We can’t do anything . we just throw away.
Lee : Oh , no!! In singspore, we sent it to the factory and produce some organe jam.

Then Lee asked for chewing gum.After he finished,he put on the plate and ask the King.

Lee : What can you do with the chewing gum??
King: oh , no we just throw away.
Lee : In singapore, we send it to the factory and produce condoms send it to Thailand.

Lee said Good- Bye to the King and the King asked Lee.

King: What can you do with the condom when you finish using it?
Lee : We can’t do anything .We throw it away.
King ; Oh , No… In Thailand, when we finish using the condom, we send it to the factory to produce chewing gum and send it back to Singspore!!!!!

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